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[ORWEN] Twas the Night Before Red Nose


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"Twas the Night Before Red Nose (or, A Visit from Veritas)"


‘Twas the night before Red Nose, when all through the forums
Not a @Slurzy was memeing, keeping reasonable decorum.
Luck Boots of Fortuna were hung on the chimney with care,
In the hopes that Boss Armor boxes soon would be there.

The <Rage>ies were nestled, all snug with papa @scottyz
While desires of Muskan Boots, coursed through their warm bodies.
And @wedgehoe in his Grunil, and @NotKallock in his Giath’s
Dreamt of sweet Hebetates that Kakao might supplyeth

When way off in Serendia, there arose such a such a clatter,
I sprang from my P2W bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window, I flew like a flash
Quick slot to teleport, held shift down to dash.

Excited and elated, what to my flickering monitor should show
But an RNG* box that was beginning to glow
Yet before it was open, before my right clicks,
Did there appear such an iconic gaggle of [a guild that used to be called Veritas, but is no longer called Veritas, because they are no longer affiliated with Legacy Gaming.]

More rapid than T8s, their declarations came,
And they whistled and shouted and called out by name:

“Dec <Foe>! Dec <Rage>!  Dec <Dibs> and <White_Lotus>!
Dec <LotD>!  Dec <Relevant> in hopes that they notice!
Kill <Bridge_Burners>, <Infernal>, and <Trucidation>!
Hunt them and gank them, throughout the nation.
At Dim Tree! At Mudster!  At Kzarka and Kutum!
We’ll show them our e-peens, then quickly uproot ‘em.”

@fobm4ster sprang to his elephant, and to his team gave a whistle
Away the zerg flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he galumphed out of sight,
“Happy Red Nose to all!  Gear up and get ready to fight!”

 

*RNG = Red Nose Gear

Edited by Lokien
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Posted

Can we get a tldr

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So this is what lawyers do all day? im in

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So this is what lawyers do all day? im in

can confirm, worked as a paralegal, nobody does shit till the last minute

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So this is what lawyers do all day? im in

This is what $300 an hour can buy you.

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top tier memes my friend

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Nice

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That was a lot of hard work. I guess you deserve a like

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Can we get a tldr

TL;DNR:

Funniest_Memes_it-s-so-shiny-i-must-murd

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Haha i enjoyed that. Was rather entertaining. ^_^ thx for the lulz

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