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Twas the Merge Before Christmas

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Posted (edited)

The Merge Before Christmas

by NoobWithAPen

 

Twas the merge before Christmas, And all through the lands,
not a worker was working, nor bot spouting spam,
the warehouses were all packed with event items to spare,
for news that Merge-Day soon would be there.

The players were all rowdy on the forums with swears,
while gangs of pk'ers upgraded weapons to spare,
And Caramel with her coffee, and Dew with her pen,
Had just logged into Zendesk, to a million tickets again.

When out in Serendia there rose such a roar,
I was visiting a players house and peeking through the door,
Away on my T8, instant acceled like a flash,
arrived at Kzarka's spawn to gain silver and cash,

Aetheon had appeared, all in black and wearing a mask,
In one hand a cup, and in another a flask,
With a twitch of his eye, behold what appeared?!
A wagon full laden with mountains of Beer!

He logged us all off with mass disconnects,
the forums were a rage with questions perplexed,
he silenced us all with buttons and clicks,
and banned one for good measure, to make his point stick.

He phoned up the OPS to get this thing started,
three cubicles over, someone had just farted,
he put merge on hold while he rushed to the store,
all the staff had fainted, so he cracked open a door...

When he got back, OPS brought him the key,
to start merging servers, with joy and with glee,
he looked at the list and chuckled the names,
many loved, some hated, and some held some fame...

Edan, and Uno, and Croxus and Orwen,
Jordine, Alustin, dear god how those bored him,
no longer and no more, would each server be,
but a single new world breathtaking to see...

He inserted the Key, and pressed a few buttons,
after eating all that stuffing he felt like a glutton,
The staff had awoke, fresh air now had cleared,
the foulness that someone had released from their rear...

He went to the forums, to calm the dismay,
And announce that merge was now underway,
He assisted with tickets, while OPS clanged and clattered,
pinging, and hopping, on all things that mattered.

A week has now passed, there is snow all around,
aside from the blood that has soaked into the ground,
the guilds had broke out in mass rage and war,
chaos ensued and all was turmoil...

Many were happy, and many were crying,
even more lay PK'd, either dead or dieing,
And with a grin on his face, and coat in his hand,
he typed his last announcement that went out through the land,

"New World is now here, and I'm going home, Merry Christmas to all!"
And then he turned off his phone.

Edited by Andaro
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Posted (edited)

And Caramel with her coffee, and Dew with her pen,
Had just logged into Zendesk, to a million tickets again.

To my dearest Andaro,

We thank you for your creativity, it is well thought out.

Coffee and Redbull is what I'm all about. 

/the end :x

Edited by GM_Caramel
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Posted

Epic.  Well done.

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Epic.  Well done.

Agreed, definitely one of the most epic things I have ever read. 

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epic man that was beautiful.

this guy over here deserves a reward for such a poem

 

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+1 fantastic man.

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epic man that was beautiful.

this guy over here deserves a reward for such a poem

 

I second this, Epic, prize or at least put it into a history book or some sort of secret lore in the game haha

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Posted

This is all sorts of awesome. THANK YOU for the chuckle. I think you should post this in general for all of Edan to see :D

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Thank you for the kind replies, it is my first I do not deny. *bows*

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