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Looking for a girlfriend

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I know it's embarrassing to post this, I'm almost thirty years old

and I never really felt intimacy of having a girlfriend or close friends I can trust.

 

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anyway I thought what's the worst that can happen, here I am.

I hope someone how small the chance would take this seriously.

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We should just making a dating thread and consolidate all these threads together...

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Nothing a fleshlight won't solve mate. 

you don't understand, I want to feel love

I don't just want to have a fling.

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A fleshlight can give you all the love you need, m8. 

 

why you doing this

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why you doing this

ROFL. Ask yourself the same question, lol.

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you don't understand, I want to feel love

I don't just want to have a fling.

Problem solved.

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-----ing rofl, 10/10

What's that weeb? I wanna "-----ing rofl 10/10", too.

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It's the weighted companion cube from Portal, literally man's best friend.

Skeen.

I know it's embarrassing to post this, I'm almost thirty years old

and I never really felt intimacy of having a girlfriend or close friends I can trust.

anyway I thought what's the worst that can happen, here I am.

I hope someone how small the chance would take this seriously.

So um, dude- what are your interests and stuff? What kinda girls do you like? Are you interested in trans as well? Gis us some more info, like!

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Yikes

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Skeen.

So um, dude- what are your interests and stuff? What kinda girls do you like? Are you interested in trans as well? Gis us some more info, like!

This. Lol Give us info, then we will go find you a gf

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What kinda girls do you like?

someone sweet, and warm I can share my feelings with.

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Go to a brothel

each week you will have different girlfriends

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each week you will have different girlfriends

I want someone who loves me for who I am, not because I have money.

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Then play the game

Group up with some female avatars and quest with them and hope it isn't a guy behind that avatar

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I want someone who loves me for who I am, not because I have money.

How much monehs are we talking about, eh? ¬¬

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Interesting... this made me laugh. But, I think you're looking in the wrong department...

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Interesting... this made me laugh. But, I think you're looking in the wrong department...

Why? This could work!

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Go to a brothel

each week you will have different girlfriends

I approve of this message.

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I approve of this message.

But it's not the same thing as gaining one there you can just get them a easy way but think like a tier 5 horse you need to capture it and tame it for you to get it as a pet

think of the girl as the same way (not like a horse)

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I know it's embarrassing to post this, I'm almost thirty years old

and I never really felt intimacy of having a girlfriend or close friends I can trust.

 

kmao8Uf.jpg

anyway I thought what's the worst that can happen, here I am.

I hope someone how small the chance would take this seriously.

Dont worry, you arent missing much. Im an introvert 28 yo who always played video games, watched anime and fapped to hentai all day long. I got a girlfriend at 23 and it sucks and sex isint worth it, but once you get involved its hard to quit, you get emotionaly locked to her and she will use any form of emotional manipulation to keep you, since you are her provider, she only gains from having you. Women are glorified in our society but the truth is they suck as much as men and sometimes even more because we put them on pediestals and we teach women its okay to act like spoiled princesses. Women use up all of your time, they spend your money, they use you for your utility and expect you to give out all those things freely and they give almost nothing in return and will be mean to you if you dont measure up to her standards.

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k m8 grt stori

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There is a legend on the KR servers that if you reach 10k Amity with a female NPC you can marry her, and have sexy time with her, and even make KIDS!

Its a hidden mechanic as far as I know, but its worth a try, right?

 

P.S. there was an attempt to prove this on a russian server, but .... ya know vodka happened.

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k m8 grt stori

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This made laugh and reminded me of this:

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Anime

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Dont worry, you arent missing much. Im an introvert 28 yo who always played video games, watched anime and fapped to hentai all day long. I got a girlfriend at 23 and it sucks and sex isint worth it, but once you get involved its hard to quit, you get emotionaly locked to her and she will use any form of emotional manipulation to keep you, since you are her provider, she only gains from having you. Women are glorified in our society but the truth is they suck as much as men and sometimes even more because we put them on pediestals and we teach women its okay to act like spoiled princesses. Women use up all of your time, they spend your money, they use you for your utility and expect you to give out all those things freely and they give almost nothing in return and will be mean to you if you dont measure up to her standards.

Lol how can you be 28 and so clueless *boggles*

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