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free garlic bread on wednesdays [NA/Edan] Spaghetti is Recruiting!


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We are now OPEN for recruitment!

Looking for 400+ GS PVP fuggeroos

About us

Spaghetti is a 5★ gourmet guild who most of the members have played together for over six years through multiple different games, and now we're looking to add more people to our ranks. We are PVP-centric, and enjoy having fun guild events like terrorizing the citizens of Black Desert Online, skirmishes with some of the top guilds in the server, and just having fun and staying competitive. We do a shit ton of guild missions and pay our members well for them, with as much daily pay as you're willing to earn and regular incentive bonus pay as well.

Our goals

We aim to be an active, high ranking guild without all of the fussy shit of being a tryhard guild that takes everything way too seriously. We strive to participate and help each other through as much of both PvE and PvP content that we possibly can. Video games are meant to be entertaining and we plan to keep it that way.

Expectations and Requirements

  • VOIP: Discord required. Mic is not. Mute the discord and you'll miss all the announcements and get kicked. EZ. You must speak fluent English and not type like a gorilla. Being in voice chat during war is 100% required.

  • Our humour is crass and nobody is free from teasing or playful provocation. We're all friends and everyone can take a joke. If you can't take a joke, this isn't going to be the guild for you. If you really have an issue with it or consider it to be going beyond a joke, send a private message to one of our officers and we will resolve it as quickly and peacefully as possible. Essentially, if you're a whiny baby and can't take the heat- get out of the fugging kitchen.

  • Keep your ebic maymays and XDs the fug outta here. 

How to apply

Step One: Come into our discord at discord.me/spaghetti, and send a message to an online officer for an interview. Don't worry, this isn't for a job, we just want to get to know you.

Step Two: If we like you, we'll make you a fresh noodle and see how it goes.

Please note that new members will be given a “trial” period of two weeks. During this time, both the officers and the recruit will be able to decide if Spaghetti is the right guild for them.

Edited by colonoscopy
it's been like 10 months since i made this thread goddamn
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This is a thing.

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"I never ate the same once spaghetti filled me up with all its nutrients. Thanks speghetti!"

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Spaghetti on Samsung Galaxy S7EAT YER SPAGHOOTSSpaghetti on Samsung Galaxy S7

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PSA: If you're a "delicate snowflake" who can't handle criticism and need someone to make you feel validated about yourself, we probably don't want you anyway.

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Spaghetti isn't complete without salt.

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Don't forget the garlic toast. 

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UPDATE: Spots just opened up if anyone wants to join. Remember that all you need to do is join the Discord and message an officer.

Please don't show up to your dinner reservation wearing a Kingdom Hearts t-shirt and shorts. That behavior is embarrassing and cute girls are watching.

 

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For the love of god please keep the hentai minimal to none at all

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5/21/2016 update: A few spots opened up again. Recruitment is always open but if you're looking to join with a few friends then now is the time.

s p a g e t s

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Still recruiting, still spaghooting.

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Reasons to join:
>we like to """"pvp"""" which usually amounts to griefing the leaders of clans like gravity, so we're a good environment for scum and outcasts
>we tolerate socially awkward autism as long as you're not CWC tier
>we don't have retarded application requirements, or mentors, or feelings meetings, or performance spreadsheets and periodical performance reviews (although being motivated to do guild missions and gear up is a plus)
>willing to do lots of boss scrolls if we have enough people who need gear
>friendly-ish
>activities involving griefing people with muskets

Reasons to not join
>if you cannot handle bantz
>if you're a bong hit over comms and talk about drugs nonstop kind of -----
>if your father is in prison, dead as result to comitting crime, or missing
>if you can't handle autistic people
>if you're a little kid who doesn't even sound like a girl

So as you can see, the reasons to join are more numerous than the reasons to not join. You should definitely join, ok?

Edited by Waifu_Hunter

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Still looking for members to complement our PvP core in advance of node wars proper.

If you are the head of a small or medium size guild, we are open to merger proposals. Come join our Node War team!

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Pm me a discord link seeing as it won't work. Interested almost 57 ninja and 55 musa

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I used to be a fan of sphaghetti.  Unfortunately I have found some scandelous photos that have made me withdraw my support. 

 

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guild of racist + trash players.  If you are looking for a guild, have an ounce of respect, or maybe just actually good at the game, go literally anywhere else.

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racist_2.thumb.png.45a872fe22eb5586796ba

 

guild of racist + trash players.  If you are looking for a guild, have an ounce of respect, or maybe just actually good at the game, go literally anywhere else.

Holy shit, I thought they were just comfy lifeskillers but this crosses the line. Hope you reported them. 

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Man those guys really like throwing that word around, we're dec'd on them for the same reason. Trashy shit-talkers that will run from every fight unless they outnumber you 10 to 1, and even then the 1 guy can probably walk away with 4 or 5 kills as long as he has hands.

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Man those guys really like throwing that word around, we're dec'd on them for the same reason. Trashy shit-talkers that will run from every fight unless they outnumber you 10 to 1, and even then the 1 guy can probably walk away with 4 or 5 kills as long as he has hands.

What literal who guild are you from. I can 1v5 Gravity blindfolded.

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Man those guys really like throwing that word around, we're dec'd on them for the same reason. Trashy shit-talkers that will run from every fight unless they outnumber you 10 to 1, and even then the 1 guy can probably walk away with 4 or 5 kills as long as he has hands.

You can keep typing this shit nobody cares about, but bet you still aren't going to 1v1 me you weeb coward.

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I can probably 1v1 a not-Berserker

Probably

Spaghetti isn't complete without salt.

Salt is the first thing, even before the pasta. Spaghetti's foundation is salt. Salty water. Extremely hot salty water that turns the stiff noodles soft and delicious.

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I used to be in spaghetti. I met up with some that lived near me and they gave me poisoned dog food. I loved that dog.

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59 witch lf garlic bread. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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racist_2.thumb.png.45a872fe22eb5586796ba

 

guild of racist + trash players.  If you are looking for a guild, have an ounce of respect, or maybe just actually good at the game, go literally anywhere else.

 

lolgravity literally here rofling right now just XDing and shit. literally roflma

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racist_2.thumb.png.45a872fe22eb5586796ba

 

guild of racist + trash players.  If you are looking for a guild, have an ounce of respect, or maybe just actually good at the game, go literally anywhere else.

One person in a group is racist, so the entire group is? You're prejudiced against nearly 100 people on the basis that one member acted in a certain way one time? That's incredibly hypocritical and ironic.

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