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1. MangobaeDEAD

Under the great leadership of our greatest leader UMARUz, Cutest berserker and fearless popcorn. Members of mangobae can farm anywhere, everywhere, without any worry of anything, anyone, any dog and any birdy.

2. MangogayDEAD BUT ALIVE

     Under the great leadership of their greatest leader feedz or feeds or feedzz or feedzzz. It formed by Gays concentrated together in a bay called mango, they are flagging their rainbow flags and shouting out their greatest leader's name"FEEDZ   !!FEEDZZ!!!!FEEDZZZ!!!!"and so comes the guild mangogay. In every mangogay's home, theirs a tele-screen, which they can't never turn off. On the tele-screen, a huge, big, glorious Feedz's face has always shows up, there's a sentence lock in every mangogay's heart----"Big Feedz is watching you."which reminds they must follow the great leadership of feedz or gkick.

     Even lord feedz is powerful, handsome and etc, hes body doesnt allow him to do such management drama guild works. He married princess lacari and share a same kingdom with her. Princess Lacari grow up and become the Queen, now she is managing the kingdom, but sometimes still needs to ask her husband for advises.

 

3.RockkeeperDEAD

Rock, the natural resource of the earth has been protect by the oldest clan names rockkeeper on the earth. They protect the rock since the day Satan born, and to select the leader of the whole rockkeeper it's by identify who has the longest bottom pope, baby Xlore was selected by those older keepers. After 100000000years, baby Xlore grown up to be a true man, now he is leading all rockkeepers to fight for their glory, to fight for rock. Because rock is life, and rock it's the greatest gift that our dayum dad has been given to them.

 

another version:

In rockkeeper, people start making rock since they are youth, rock, the natural resource of the earth, become part of every keeper's life. Rock's safety as the top concern they may care. Since the age when Xlore is just a baby, rockkeepers bring guarding rock as part of their tradition, the tradition that every rockkeeper should remember in their heart. Whenever war, guarding rock is more important than everything. Because Rock is their life, rock, it's the biggest gift that our great dayum dad have been given to them.

4. Grabvity DEAD? :thinking:

 

                                   Prologue

Slash as the biggest fan of UMARU decided to use UMARU as his family name but smart UMARU noticed his conspiracy first. But slash still love UMARU so hard so he uses genchiMARU to represent his heart to her. But in Slash's heart, he wants to use UMARU so bad. But to acquire this goal, he needs more...

         Chapter I(The birth of two greatest soldier)

In the new world of piece, Jedi Slash found force is not a only power to control UMARU's army. Under his scientists day by day's research, Slash got the frequency of a new power----grabvity, and he started building his greatest soldier---scapegoatie and sinisteel. He built Goatie to follow the power of grabvity and but he used the force and grabvity power together to build sinisteel-----A steel full of the sins of the enemy UMARU, the goal it's use this great soldier to acquire his conspiracy and force UMARU to give him her family name.

         Chapter II(Betray of the goodness)

As youth, sinisteel feels he is different than other, but it's hard for him to tell why. As the age of 17, he found there's a taboo magic in his body, which he was been built by two greatest power---grabvity and the force. He knows his dad Slash who made grabvity, but he is always curious about who makes the force. As a curious young man he secretly went on his journey, to find whom created the force.

          Chapter III(Birdy and messages)

After done a lot of researches, sinisteel found that the one who created the force has a beautiful name called UMARUz, who has also enlightened a human being named feedz to created the republic of mangogay on earth. Feedz noticed the existence of sinisteel, he started using birds to contact him and try to bring him to the loyalty under the command of the force. After Feedz's army destroyed the human ancient clan "Rockkeeper", feedz and his human army proved while they are using power of the force, they are op asf. Sinisteel was attracted by the great power of the force and promised to be obey to feedz and the force creator UMARUz.

           Chapter IV(Failure and repair)

Slash finally realize the problem of his fallen soldier, he is regret that he tried to use both power to create that homunculus sinisteel, but everything it's too late now. Slash just start creating more homunculus like scapegoatie, who follow the goodness well and always loyal to grabvity. "I will, someday, do my revenge."said Slash.

                                          Final chapter incoming next week

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6. Woman up DEAD

baka is already a joke doesn't need a story

7. Man downALIVE

Long times ago, there's a beautiful little princess named Lacari, she lives in the kingdom of Mandown. Princess Lacari has a teddy bear named Lolly, she loves Lolly so much and treat as hers dearest friend. When Lacari was 17, prince Salyta from human ancient clan rockkeeper wants to marry Lacari. But Princess Lacari already fall in love with the great leader of republic of mangogay----feedz. And Princess Lacari has responsibility for her people, so she can't travel to the other side of the planet to marry King feedz and live with him forever. Salyta was angry that the person he love already gave her heart to someone else. So he was mad and asked his dad Xlore to send an entire army to conquer princess lacari's castle and makes her belongs to him. In the fight, salyta's soldier stole lacari's teddy bear Lolly and trying to use it to make lacari surrender. 

On the other side of the planet, feedz was busying creating propaganda and war strategies. He doesn't really love princess Lacari but he would like to test his new war strategies. Rockkeeper is a very strong human clan at that time, and feedz was thirsty and looking for a right prey. King feedz made a new army in 7 days and travel to where princess Lacari and prince salyta fight. King Feedz and princess lacari's army separated from two sides and killed 70% of rockkeepers's force and won the victory. 

Princess Lacari finally gains her freedom from the love of prince Salyta, she lives happy ever after in her kingdom.

This story tells us if you love somebody you can't force him/her the same way you love him/her or you get rekt.

8. Hospital and suppoor(breakthrough)(honot is a dead guild so I can't think of any thing to write sorry)DEAD

Before the force maker UMARU had enlightened human feedz and the fight between rockkeeper and republic of mangogay, there are two other human ancient alliances clans were pretty strong in the early decades. Suppoor is a poor guild only grows potatoes, but people all eat popcorn at that time so they can't make money. So Suppoor and his brotherhood clans painted black, red and white on their body to stand for their alliance, their goals it's to help each other become the strongest clans on the earth and dominates other human beings, so they can get more money to buy popcorn. They made battles to every strong clans they can think of, and killed massive of human beings and dogs and cats. Hospital as one of the largest hospital at that time, been attacked by those poors for medicines. Many family members of patients are mad and worry about their relatives's life, they start grouping together and try to help hospital to against poors. Gigays and wifehentais, which are 2 main guilds of the group to help hospital. Because gigays have many gays but their county doesn't allow gays so they need surgies, and wifehentai it's because they hentai too much and their wife's are always about to make a birth so need to stay in hospital. Although gigays and wifehentais doesn't like each other(Cause one need babies and one don't so they have bias you know), to reach a same goal they still send on a single point.

11.wifehentaiDEAD

12.GigaysDEAD

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what in the actual fk is this

Sinisteel you need to keep ur lover in check

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This is the funniest thing ever posted.

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it always cracks me up. when someone uses the guild reference "RockKeeper"

 

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team?

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team?

SQUAD BROKEN

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SQUAD BROKEN

"baby Xlore grown up to be a true man, now he is leading all rockkeepers to fight for their glory, to fight for rock"

umaru pls make more stories for the other guilds this shits gold

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Umaru, please make more threads.

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x up for Umaru in MangoBay

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O.o

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I want to read the story about Grabvity next.

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I second the Grabvity story next. 

I want to hear all the stories though.

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what

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Sinisteel cuff your girl fam

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2004 called and it wants its memes back.

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u forgot feedz alias.. Cheeseburger walrus

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u forgot feedz alias.. Cheeseburger walrus

can you atleast try to bring some dank memes or OC content.

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u forgot feedz alias.. Cheeseburger walrus

I feel like you're losing your grip on the forums. You have no new content to provide and no one takes you seriously anymore.

It's almost as if your entire purpose on the forums is to make Gatekeeper look like a circus.

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I feel like you're losing your grip on the forums. You have no new content to provide and no one takes you seriously anymore.

It's almost as if your entire purpose on the forums is to make Gatekeeper look like a circus.

and to post pictures of himself to remind everyone to use condoms or you could have a baby that looks like that.

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I feel like you're losing your grip on the forums. You have no new content to provide and no one takes you seriously anymore.

It's almost as if your entire purpose on the forums is to make Gatekeeper look like a circus.

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beat u too it a while ago

 

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beat u too it a while ago

 

 

 

 

You're a joke.

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You're a joke.

You're angry

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